And so, Razorback takes his place in the cast as Narrator #3.

Thanks to my friend Joep in the Netherlands for suggesting that what the Wasteland really needed was some Dutch road-pirates, who gossip about Razorback behind his back in a language he doesn’t understand.

“Where did they find him, 1980?”

“Oh, he’s one of BOTAR’s pilots. I’ve met them before. Bunch of oversexed peacocks with massively inflated opinions of themselves…”

“I dunno, I think he’s kind of cute. Dat beard.”